Watching Punch Drunk Love (loving the PTA). If this was a manual for long-term relationships, you would learn how to:
Make a romantic and daring move to win the girl’s heart: √
Be a classy dresser: √
Vacation in Hawaii: √
Be awkward, a mumbler, and a outright liar: √
Take out your rage on the nearest bathroom or glass window: √
Get lucky with sadomasochistic pillow-talk: √
